i would be more into 50 shades of grey if it were actually about
- the history of black and white film
- trying to find the perfect lampshade for your monochromatic living room
- a very elaborate knitting project
- a guy named grey with 50 pairs of sunglasses
Baby Came Home is incredibly sexist (“You know she’s mine”) but it’s so good and I just Piper Chapman could grind Alex Vause to it
for my followers who are werewolves
for my followers who are dating werewolves
to all my followers that want to avoid werewolves
for all my followers who want to become werewolves
for all my followers who hunt werewolves
EVEN THOUGH SHERLOCK JUST DUG HIS CLAWS IN TO MY THIGHS THANK YOU VERY MUCH
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE A CAT.SHERLOCK IS IN BETWEEN MY THIGHS AND MY LEGS ARE SPREAD APART FOR HIM TO SLEEP HERE AND MY LEGS HURT AND THIS CAT LITERALLY ALMOST LIFTED HIMSELF OUT OF THIS PIT OF SKIN.ARE YOU KIDDING ME.I KNOW YOUR DOG CAN PROTECT YOU BUT CAN IT LIFT ITSELF OUT OF YOUR INVISIBLE THIGH GAP
"big daddy "
I love how it’s so accurate.
hey look! its my vocabulary
I FEEL LIKE PEOPLE ON TUMBLR NEED TO REMEMBER IT’S OKAY TO
- not be mentally ill
- have good grades
- to dislike reading
- have a happy family
- enjoy exercising/not enjoy exercising
- to have different opinion
- to reblog/not reblog certain posts
- to be a gay white boy
- to be a straight white boy
- to be a bisexual white girl
- (to be any race/gender/sexual orientation)
- to not like porn
- to not ship destiel
- to not be in a fandom
- to be in a happy relationship
I HAVE THE HEADCANON THAT DRAGONS THINK THAT MERMAIDS ARE SUPER COOL BECAUSE THEY LIVE IN WATER AND STUFF
I adore Jared and Genevieve. As fans, we get to share in their lives. We’ve seen their boys come along and now we’re watching them grow.
I read this article from Jared’s quotes and was inspired to put this together.
They are a lovely family. It amazes me the way Jared looks at Gen. And it’s obvious they’re wonderful parents, too.