They show you how to swim and then throw you in to the deep end
olanrogers:


Story Time Equinox next week or possibly this weekend :D the wait time between videos is going to start shrinking. I have so many video ideas ready to shoot. Excited!! #round8

olanrogers:

Story Time Equinox next week or possibly this weekend :D the wait time between videos is going to start shrinking. I have so many video ideas ready to shoot. Excited!! #round8

(via theolanrogersreblogger)

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girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

(via deansass)

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8bit-ace:


8bit-ace:

the new slogan for tumblr.com

i will not rest until this gets a million notes

8bit-ace:

8bit-ace:

the new slogan for tumblr.com

i will not rest until this gets a million notes

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dashconballpit:

i would be more into 50 shades of grey if it were actually about

  • the history of black and white film
  • trying to find the perfect lampshade for your monochromatic living room
  • a very elaborate knitting project
  • a guy named grey with 50 pairs of sunglasses

(via yeeahbo)

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Baby Came Home is incredibly sexist (“You know she’s mine”) but it’s so good and I just Piper Chapman could grind Alex Vause to it

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8 hours ago

thebloggerbloggerfun:

shieldmaiden-of-rivendell:

If you are reading this you are probably not at Comic Con

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Full Moon Dates for 2014

padalocked-up:

darkenedstiles:

wizardsdemigodsandtributes:

cmtilney:

she-snake:

thepinkowl:

January 15th
February 14th
March 16th
April 15th
May 14th
June 12th
July 12th
August 10th
September 8th
October 8th
November 6th
December 6th

for my followers who are werewolves

for my followers who are dating werewolves

to all my followers that want to avoid werewolves

for all my followers who want to become werewolves

for all my followers who hunt werewolves

(Source: silverwitch, via standardwhore)

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8 hours ago
Anonymous asked: hey ur cool and you have a very bloggy blog


Answer:

EVEN THOUGH SHERLOCK JUST DUG HIS CLAWS IN TO MY THIGHS THANK YOU VERY MUCH

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8 hours ago

stoleyogirl:

when everybody in yo squad talkin and the teacher call you out

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NEVER UNDERESTIMATE A CAT.SHERLOCK IS IN BETWEEN MY THIGHS AND MY LEGS ARE SPREAD APART FOR HIM TO SLEEP HERE AND MY LEGS HURT AND THIS CAT LITERALLY ALMOST LIFTED HIMSELF OUT OF THIS PIT OF SKIN.ARE YOU KIDDING ME.I KNOW YOUR DOG CAN PROTECT YOU BUT CAN IT LIFT ITSELF OUT OF YOUR INVISIBLE THIGH GAP

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8 hours ago

how to spot a troyler shipper

happylittlepillss:

trxyemyboy:

glazed-eyes—empty-hearts:

saucysquids:

itilly:

vomit-in-my-mouth:

”frentus”
”it me/us”
”ayyyy”
”literally”
”SLAY”
”tilly”
”trxyler”
”nutella”
”hummus”
”ranch”

"booty"
"frick"
"queen"
"nugget"

"big daddy "

I love how it’s so accurate.

hey look! its my vocabulary 

(via danhowellsmum)

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spork:

I FEEL LIKE PEOPLE ON TUMBLR NEED TO REMEMBER IT’S OKAY TO

  • not be mentally ill
  • have good grades
  • to dislike reading
  • have a happy family
  • enjoy exercising/not enjoy exercising
  • to have different opinion
  • to reblog/not reblog certain posts
  • to be a gay white boy
  • to be a straight white boy
  • to be a bisexual white girl
  • (to be any race/gender/sexual orientation)
  • to not like porn
  • to not ship destiel
  • to not be in a fandom
  • to be in a happy relationship

(via proctalgia)

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consultingasshat asked: I LOVE YOUR BLOG SOOOO SO MUCH OMG COULD YOU DRAW A COMIC INVOLVING MERMAIDS AND MAYBE A DRAGON FOR ME


Answer:

floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

I HAVE THE HEADCANON THAT DRAGONS THINK THAT MERMAIDS ARE SUPER COOL BECAUSE THEY LIVE IN WATER AND STUFF

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deandrivesmycar:

I adore Jared and Genevieve. As fans, we get to share in their lives.  We’ve seen their boys come along and now we’re watching them grow.

I read this article from Jared’s quotes and was inspired to put this together.

They are a lovely family. It amazes me the way Jared looks at Gen. And it’s obvious they’re wonderful parents, too.

Sources: @realgpad, @jarpad, fanpop, people.com

(via deansass)

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